25 Hilarious Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids That Are Too Funny to Resist - Appcentric
25 Hilarious Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids That Are Too Funny to Resist
25 Hilarious Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids That Are Too Funny to Resist
Thanksgiving doesn’t have to be just about turkey, stuffing, and family hugs—sometimes, it’s about laughter too! If your kids (and the kids in your life) are looking for something beyond the traditional meal, here are 25 hilarious Thanksgiving jokes for kids that are guaranteed to make everyone giggle. Perfect for parties, family dinners, or just surviving the holiday chaos!
Understanding the Context
1. Why did the turkey join a math class?
Because it wanted to improve its wing-berries!
2. What do you call a fake noodle at a Thanksgiving dinner?
A greedy—or just starchy joke!
Key Insights
3. Why was the Thanksgiving turkey so calm?
Because it was a time machine—just planning a better Thanksgiving next year!
4. How does turkey stay prank-free?
It always avoids roast-related trouble!
5. Why don’t turkeys ever argue at Thanksgiving?
They’ve all been egg-scruinating the details… and agreeing to disagree!
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6. What did the cranberry say when it got cold?
“I’m just cranberry-licious!”
7. Why did the pumpkin bring a ladder?
In case the turkey party needed a step up!
8. What’s a turkey’s favorite song?
Any song that’s hon-turkey!
9. Why did the kid keep sneaking feathers into the dining room?
He wanted to build a confidence quilt for Thanksgiving!
10. What do turkeys eat for homework?
Critical thinking (with a side of mashed potatoes!).
